Because if anything lures the Martians from their underground caves, it’s the threat of losing their mayorship.
Curiosity, which already has a seven-figure following on Twitter, left a few tips for future visitors.
- Protesters marched in Chicago for the second night in a row after the release of a video showing the police shooting of black teen Laquan McDonald. ›
- Frank Gifford's family says the NFL star had CTE, the degenerative brain disease linked to football. He died in August. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›