12 Ways To Create A Prom Scandal

    Prom season is here, which means prom scandals are blossoming like carnations on a grocery-store corsage.

    1. Take your coach as a date.

    2. Give out shot glasses as party favors.

    3. Plan prom to coincide with a porn expo.

    4. Braid your hair.

    5. Be old.

    6. Be gay or lesbian.

    7. Dance.

    8. Ask your date out extravagantly.

    9. Segregate the dances.

    10. Pregame with pot brownies.

    11. Go alone.

    12. Wear a revealing dress.