10 Reasons Why We All Secretly Love George W. Bush, But Don't Know It Yet

The Man. The Myth. The Painter.

1. GWB has decided to keep his opinions on current issues on the hush hush...

(naturally, assuming he has any)

2. Meanwhile, when it comes to what's truly relevant (painting, duh)...he's all about it

ah, it's the little things in life isn't it??!!

3. And his love for Terriers goes beyond his brush and canvas...

Just look at him with his pup, Barney!! What. A. Guy.

4. He's also made it clear that he ain't nobody's grandaddy

Instead, his new granddaughter will have the honor of calling him el jefe--otherwise translated as, the boss...

5. During his presidency, he found a way to reach his people with his own language

and that's pretty damn epic.

(Let's also not forget that one of his quotes inspired the opening to Step Brothers)

6. He made sure we, as Americans, knew his reasons for going to war were loud, clear, and legit

...

7. Oh yeah, and there's no doubt he woke up hungover and decided to be President.

and he succeeded. Twice! YEEHAW.

8. And let's be honest, we'd all be down for GWB when he looked like this.

(sans unibrow). Right?!

9. I mean, Lord knows, he knows how to party too

and kills for a hella good time.

10. And lastly, if he doesn't define YOLO, then I don't know who does