I saw Beyonce's “Girls” video for the first time 3 days ago. I cannot believe how quickly it has been replaced as the front runner of my What-The-Hell-Has-Music-Become List o' Shame.

Why do ad campaigns targeted at presenting positive body images constantly pit “plus-size” women against “skinny” women? Beauty comes in so many forms; there is no need to bring down one body type to raise up another.

They shouldn't allow children that young to participate in these contests. The stress, media attention, and feelings of disappointment and failure that are often the results of shows like this are too much for 11 year olds to handle.

Top 3 Reasons Why I am Moving to Tennessee and Voting for Basil Marceaux 1. His name sounds like a delicious entree I would enjoy at Olive Garden. 2. He looks like he eats six of said dishes for an afternoon snack. 3. Still sounds smarter than Palin.