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You Can Now Buy “Hey Mitt! Dogs Don't Go There!”

Mitt Romney once drove for twelve hours with his dog on the roof of his car. In this children's book (that you can now own in real life!) Mitt's dog Seamus walks you through the many things you shouldn't do as a dog owner.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
You Can Now Buy "Hey Mitt! Dogs Don't ...
Jack Moore

In response to the infamous story of Mitt Romney's 12-hour drive with his dog on the roof of his car, I wrote this children's book with friend, colleague, and illustrator Andrea Hickey. And now it's a real live book! You can purchase it this very second in the BuzzFeed Store for only $11. (I know, it's shockingly affordable!) So enjoy a digital "sample" version* below and then buy a real life copy to treasure through this and future election seasons.

*The real book comes with more pages and bonus content!

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    a month ago
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    3 months ago
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    3 months ago
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  • Newt would find out his dog had cancer,leave him…. and then just buy a new one.
    See how I did that?

    GroovyMe
    3 months ago
  • What these mopes actually believe when they talk about their animals: Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, after our likeness. And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over the livestock and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.”

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    3 months ago
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    3 months ago
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    3 months ago
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