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You Can Buy A Major League Dugout

It’ll cost you, but you and your friends can pretend to be a real major league team. You know, like the Red Sox.

You Should Buy This Dugout If…
• You want to see a bench that housed the asses of many hall of famers.
• You want to see a bench that housed the asses of many steroid abusers.
• You want to see a bench that housed the asses of many hall of famers who abused steroids.
• You want to be able to sit on something and pretend to be watching Randy Johnson’s mullet pitch.
• You’ve been wanting something that was danced upon by the Mariner Moose.
• You want to recreate one of Paul O’Neill’s or Albert Belle’s many dugout tantrums as realistically as possible.
• You want to see what a Don Zimmer ass indent looks like.
• You want a couch that will make your significant other break up with you.
• You want to make a movie called “We bought a dugout.”

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