Why You’re Not Allowed To Give Yourself A Nickname

Definitive proof that it’s always a bad idea.

1. Dwyane Wade recently unleashed his new self-appointed nickname on the world reminding everyone that self-appointed nicknames are the worst.

Source: @DwyaneWade

4. But lest you think we’re the only people to think Wade’s nickname sucks, LeBron commented on it to the Palm Beach Post.

Image by John Bazemore / AP

5. And LeBron wore a shirt with leather sleeves, so the man knows corny.

H/T Ethan J. Skolnick at the Palm Beach Post.