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What I Learned From 14 Bizarre Belieber #Imagine Tweets

I went to Twitter today to see what Beliebers had to say about the news that Mariah Yeater dropped her paternity suit, but I found something way better stranger. Fans of Justin Bieber will often use #imagine to set up a tweet that is an imagined romantic dialogue between them and Justin. It's creepy.

1. They Still Hate Selena Gomez

2. They Think Justin Can Teleport Through The Phone Line

3. They Will Trade Their Health For Justin's Love

4. They Take "Star-Gazing" Literally

5. Justin Is Friends With Some Guy Named Chaz

6. Their Imagined Version Of Justin Is Kind Of An Asshole

7. Their Narratives Often Have Loose Ends

8. They Want Justin to Be The World's Lamest Hacker

9. You Cannot Crash Your Own Wedding

10. Imagined Justin Has A Great Sense For Hidden Penises

11. They Want Justin Bieber To Confess His Love Of Them To His Teacher

12. They Are Just Using Justin To Get Verified On Twitter

13. They Want Justin To Either Be Bad At Math Or Bad At Asking Questions

14. Justin Has A Friend Named Scooter

Bonus: Not An Imagine Tweet, Just Hilarious