This Florida State fan was really excited at this point in the game. She was less excited later in the day when the Seminoles couldn’t pull out the win against their rival Florida Gators. She was even less excited when she got home and realized that none of her friends felt close enough to her to tell her she had made an ass of herself and should wipe off the paint and start over. It’s OK, “u”, backward “s,” backward “f” fan. Now is as good a time as any to start making new friends. Friends who will paint your face for you and spare you national embarrassment. And those are the best kind of friends in the world.
- The fire at a South Carolina black church late Tuesday night wasn't arson, according to a preliminary investigation.
- The U.S. and Cuba have agreed to open embassies in Washington and Havana as they restore diplomatic ties after more than 50 years.
- Greece has become the first developed country to miss a debt payment to the International Monetary Fund.
- The U.S. has defeated Germany 2-0 in the Women's World Cup semis. Team USA will play Japan or England in the final ⚽️