TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardashian Again

Or else they'll prove themselves to be total liars, but I can't imagine that Harvey Levin would allow his reputation to be dragged through the mu… Sorry. I couldn't get through that. But this is just like that part in Independence Day when Randy Quaid flies his plane into the mothership and the angry general is like “Let's get on the wire. Tell every squadron around the world how to shoot those fuckers down.” It's just like that moment only with much higher stakes. We can do this people.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
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  • anyl thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Fail & LOL  about 3 weeks ago
  • Kim who? The day she stops wearing fur will be the day I start paying attention. I praise her sister for taking a stance recently. Compassion is hot. The truth about how fur is really obtained …is not. #jenmedia

    JENMEDIA
    3 weeks ago
  • dinoraa thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
  • Hannah E.   TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... and thinks it’s LOL & Win  about 3 weeks ago
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  • They can easily just say “Oh, we meant EXACTLY 1000. Sorry, but you surpassed that number… which means we'll now post about Kim once every 5 minutes for the rest of time”.

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    3 weeks ago
  • shell52383 thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
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  • Ryan thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win & LOL  about 3 weeks ago
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  • Emily R. thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
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  • Lol win

    justink14
    3 weeks ago
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  • chindueo thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is LOL & Win  about 3 weeks ago
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    Canz
    3 weeks ago
  • Sweetcheex76 thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
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  • schmoo thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
  • sadly, sadly ironic.

    matt
    3 weeks ago
  • andreac16 thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
  • gabyc thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is LOL  about 3 weeks ago
  • vikka thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is LOL & Win  about 3 weeks ago
  • lmoex3 thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is LOL & Fail  about 3 weeks ago
  • guywithamustach thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
  • GroovyMe thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is FTW  about 3 weeks ago
  • And what's your ransom for never posting about Kim Kardashian again? Because I know for a fact Buzzfeed will pay handsomely.

    thebestclint
    3 weeks ago
  • buttsauce thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
  • lkt thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is LOL & Win  about 3 weeks ago
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  • your mom thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
  • Rebecca E. thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
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  • Daniel R. thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is LOL & Win  about 3 weeks ago
  • dales2   TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... and thinks it’s Win & LOL  about 3 weeks ago
  • proud30lithuanian thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
  • Hate to burst your bubble folks, but they didn't say “at least 1,000” or “over 1,000”. Wait, what? Was that the sound of 376 face-palms?

    pandiB
    3 weeks ago
  • evelynb27 thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
  • They've found a way out : @tmz : Wow our intern forgot to finish the last tweet “about Kim Kardashian again… till tomorrow.” But hey, we hear you ;-)

    dd0s3d
    3 weeks ago
  • philllw thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Trashy  about 3 weeks ago
  • Floobity thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win & LOL  about 3 weeks ago
  • I'd help but I don't tweet.

    FlickMontana
    3 weeks ago
  • Happy to have been a part of this movement.

    Donna D.
    3 weeks ago
  • Donna D. thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago
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  • Whitney Jefferson thinks TMZ Can Never Tweet About Kim Kardash... is Win  about 3 weeks ago

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