10 Things More Exciting Than Mitt Romney’s Presidential Candidacy
Now that Chris Christie has decided against running, Mitt Romney seems like the Republican front-runner! Hurray! What’s that? Not really excited? Well maybe you should consider some of these things instead.
1. Watching Grass Grow
2. Watching Paint Dry
3. Waiting For A Pot Of Water To Boil
That’s right, and this video has the words “Now We’re Boiling!” in it. With an exclamation point and everything. Still more exciting than Mitt.
4. Getting A Root Canal
5. Spending A Week With Your In-Laws
6. Reading Michele Bachmann’s Book
7. Cleaning Up Dog Shit
8. Listening To A Lecture Co-Given By Michael Dukakis And Al Gore
9. Dealing With A Post-Coital Anal Froth Situation
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therblig a year agoHaving had 2, I can attest to the fact that, while not really exciting, root canals do not hurt when properly anesthetized. Although after my first, the oral surgeon apologized for not realizing that the root of my tooth went so deep (on the x-ray, it looked like it ended very near my eye) and hence a 30 minute procedure took 90. I scored some demorol , but didn’t even use it.
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