1. This is Michelle Jenneke.
2. She’s the dancing Australian hurdler that captured the hearts of the Internet this past year with her adorable dances, exceeding charm, and overall gorgeousness.
3. Yesterday she tweeted that she was hurt. Oh no!
Oh. There’s a photo attached. Interesting. I mean she said, she’s working hard for the Sydney Track Classic, so it’s probably her rehabbing in a gym. Maybe doing some physical therapy. Light weights or somethi-
6. Never has a tweet been more equal parts this:
7. And this:
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