1. During Tuesday night’s Indians-Blue Jays series, Jason Kipnis lost control of his bat and it flew into the stands.
2. So the fans did what they’re supposed to. They ducked.
3. Then this crazy gentleman stole the bat from a snot-nosed teenager.
4. And threatened Kipnis with the bat he had just sent at the fans.
I’m pretty sure he was kidding. He is Canadian.