Kim Jong very very very il— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) December 19, 2011
Kim Jung Il died.I call his sunglasses.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) December 19, 2011
“Celebrity deaths always come in threes.” -Someone who only can count to three.— Travis Helwig (@travishelwig) December 19, 2011
Kim Jong-Il, meet Dear Leader Satan.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 19, 2011
Kim Jong Il apparently died of “pancreatic cancer”…or “karma” as the rest of the World calls it.— Are You Offended? (@VeryRudeTweets) December 19, 2011
Contrary to many lies, Kim Jong Il can never die. He has only ascended to the moon, which he will now crash into the ‘Hollywood’ sign.— Matt Hinton (@DrSaturday) December 19, 2011
RIP kim Jong il. We took level 1 improv together. There will never be another tiny, Asian Elvis maniac like you, my friend.— nick kroll (@nickkroll) December 19, 2011
North Korean successor Kim Jong-un is apparently a Lakers fan. Think Stern would still veto the CP3 trade NOW?bit.ly/uWDoNz— Nate Silver (@fivethirtyeight) December 19, 2011
Rick Perry & Michele Bachmann SCRAMBLING to find out who Kim Jong Il was.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) December 19, 2011
OMG I CANT BELEVE GENERAL TSO DIED!!!!!!! panda xpress 2maro in ur memory….. RPI— Your Friend From HS (@FriendFromHS) December 19, 2011
The UN needs to remember to throw all of Kim Jong Il’s jewelry into a volcano.— Paul Verhoeven (@paulverhoeven) December 19, 2011
In lieu of flowers the family of Kim Jong Il asks you to starve a person to death in his memory.— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) December 19, 2011
Waiting for North Korea to announce Zombie Kim Jong-Il as Supreme Leader.Waiting. So. Hard.— Neil Grayston (@neilgrayston) December 19, 2011
I’m confused: CNN says Kim Jong-Il is dead, but N. Korean press says he’s currently fighting a 100-ft. tall U.S. super-robot.— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) December 19, 2011
Kim Jong-il died? NOW WHO AM I GONNA KISS ON NEW YEARS EVE?— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) December 19, 2011
Kim Jong Il is dead. Who will be brave/insane enough to build Earth’s first Death Star now that he’s gone?— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) December 19, 2011
“I can’t listen to that song today”— sobbing North Korean, as Run DMC’s “You Be Illin’” spins.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 19, 2011
I feel bad for Kourtney Jong-Il and Khloe Jong-Il right now :(— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) December 19, 2011
Kim Jong Il’s son going to have trouble filling those teeny tiny shoes.— Tom Papa (@tompapa) December 19, 2011
FYI, Kim Jong-un is adding you all to his “To Kill” list for these tweets.— Adrian Chen (@AdrianChen) December 19, 2011
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