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Kim Jong very very very il
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) December 19, 2011
2.
Kim Jung Il died.I call his sunglasses.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) December 19, 2011
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"Celebrity deaths always come in threes." -Someone who only can count to three.
— Travis Helwig (@travishelwig) December 19, 2011
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Kim Jong-Il, meet Dear Leader Satan.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 19, 2011
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Kim Jong Il apparently died of "pancreatic cancer"...or "karma" as the rest of the World calls it.
— Are You Offended? (@VeryRudeTweets) December 19, 2011
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Contrary to many lies, Kim Jong Il can never die. He has only ascended to the moon, which he will now crash into the 'Hollywood' sign.
— Matt Hinton (@DrSaturday) December 19, 2011
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RIP kim Jong il. We took level 1 improv together. There will never be another tiny, Asian Elvis maniac like you, my friend.
— nick kroll (@nickkroll) December 19, 2011
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North Korean successor Kim Jong-un is apparently a Lakers fan. Think Stern would still veto the CP3 trade NOW?bit.ly/uWDoNz
— Nate Silver (@fivethirtyeight) December 19, 2011
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Rick Perry & Michele Bachmann SCRAMBLING to find out who Kim Jong Il was.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) December 19, 2011
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OMG I CANT BELEVE GENERAL TSO DIED!!!!!!! panda xpress 2maro in ur memory..... RPI
— Your Friend From HS (@FriendFromHS) December 19, 2011
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The UN needs to remember to throw all of Kim Jong Il's jewelry into a volcano.
— Paul Verhoeven (@paulverhoeven) December 19, 2011
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In lieu of flowers the family of Kim Jong Il asks you to starve a person to death in his memory.
— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) December 19, 2011
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Waiting for North Korea to announce Zombie Kim Jong-Il as Supreme Leader.Waiting. So. Hard.
— Neil Grayston (@neilgrayston) December 19, 2011
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I'm confused: CNN says Kim Jong-Il is dead, but N. Korean press says he's currently fighting a 100-ft. tall U.S. super-robot.
— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) December 19, 2011
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Kim Jong-il died? NOW WHO AM I GONNA KISS ON NEW YEARS EVE?
— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) December 19, 2011
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Kim Jong Il is dead. Who will be brave/insane enough to build Earth's first Death Star now that he's gone?
— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) December 19, 2011
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"I can't listen to that song today"-- sobbing North Korean, as Run DMC's "You Be Illin'" spins.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 19, 2011
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I feel bad for Kourtney Jong-Il and Khloe Jong-Il right now :(
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) December 19, 2011
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Kim Jong Il's son going to have trouble filling those teeny tiny shoes.
— Tom Papa (@tompapa) December 19, 2011
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#haiku #news Kim Jong-il has died / He was short, weird, and evil / You are caught up now
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) December 19, 2011
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FYI, Kim Jong-un is adding you all to his "To Kill" list for these tweets.
— Adrian Chen (@AdrianChen) December 19, 2011