Don’t worry Orioles fan, it could be worse. Baltimore supplied pitchers for both sides in this scrimmage, so this box score isn’t a total indictment of your sucking. But don’t be fooled, you definitely still suck. After all, the powerhouse that is State College of Florida’s Manatee-Sarasota campus (formerly Manatee Community College) gets to have this on their website:
Good luck with the Sox, Yankees, Rays, and Blue Jays. Should be a fun season for you.
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