Don’t worry Orioles fan, it could be worse. Baltimore supplied pitchers for both sides in this scrimmage, so this box score isn’t a total indictment of your sucking. But don’t be fooled, you definitely still suck. After all, the powerhouse that is State College of Florida’s Manatee-Sarasota campus (formerly Manatee Community College) gets to have this on their website:
Good luck with the Sox, Yankees, Rays, and Blue Jays. Should be a fun season for you.
- David Fry, the last of the Oregon wildlife refuge occupiers, has surrendered to the FBI, ending a 40-day protest.
- Physicists have found gravitational waves: wrinkles in space-time that could open up a new way to see the universe 🔭
- Time for Democratic presidential debate number six: Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders will face each other in Wisconsin tonight 🇺🇸