The 5 Stages Of A Professional Athlete Jumping Into Your Arms

Being this close to Robert Griffin III is enough to drive anyone crazy.

After a 76-yard touchdown run yesterday, Robert Griffin III jumped into the stands to celebrate.

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Being near the Washington star sent this girl in particular through a roller coaster of emotions. Let’s track how she processes it.

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Stage Two: “Oh my God, is this really happening?”

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Stage Three: “Fuck yeah it is!”

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Stage Four: “This is fleeting, I can already feel it coming to an end. I better enjoy it.”

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Stage Five: “Forget my wedding ring, time to feel up RGIII while I have the chance! Yeah, you like that don’t you, 3?”

And while our girl was feeling up his arms, some other married lady went for his boobschest.

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