The 26 Weirdest Photos From NBA Media Day

It was a strange, strange day filled with costumes, green screens, and dancing.

1. LeBron “Are you doing anything after this?” James

Image by Joe Skipper / Reuters

2. Dwight “WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!” Howard

Image by Lucy Nicholson / Reuters

3. Kevin “Soon…” Garnett

Image by Michael Dwyer / AP

4. Kevin “Let’s pretend I’m not an asshole” Garnett

Image by Michael Dwyer / AP

5. Mo “This isn’t the right sport” Williams

Image by Associated Press / AP

6. Derrick “Hear no evil” Rose

Image by Jeff Haynes / Reuters

7. Derrick “The Darkest Timeline” Rose

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8. Derrick “Okay, enough with the fucking costumes” Rose

Image by Jeff Haynes / Reuters

9. Vladimir “Derrick wouldn’t wear this one, would he?” Radmanovic

Image by Jeff Haynes / Reuters

10. Joakim “I’m too hungover for that much noise” Noah

Image by Jeff Haynes / Reuters

11. Carlos “I’m aware of ‘Gangnam Style’” Boozer

(David Banks/US PRESSWIRE)

12. Kent “I’ve also seen that viral video” Bazemore

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13. Kyrie “Have you guys seen ‘Gangnam Style’ yet? It’s hilarious” Irving

(David Richard/US PRESSWIRE)

14. Mo “This is better… Wait, nope. Still not right” Williams

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15. DeMarcus “You’re making me wait for the photographer to make Jimmer look tough? This is going to be a while” Cousins

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16. Kris “I bet I can hit Joe Johnson in the dick from here” Humphries

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17. Dirk “I’m constipated with an invisible basketball” Nowitzki

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18. Tyler “Read me a story, Gordon” Zeller

(David Richard/US PRESSWIRE)

19. Gordon “Okay, Tyler” Haywood

(Mark J Rebilas/US PRESSWIRE)

20. Mo “Seriously guys? It’s basketball. I play basketball” Williams

(Russ Isabella/US PRESSWIRE)

21. Tristan “Goober” Thompson

(David Richard/US PRESSWIRE)

22. Marcin “I love being a single parent” Gortat

(Troy Babbit/US PRESSWIRE)

23. Kenneth “I think I can kill with these” Faried

(Troy Babbit/US PRESSWIRE)

24. Danilo “Am I holding this right?” Gallinari

(Troy Babbit/US PRESSWIRE)

25. Quincy “What am I supposed to do?” Miller and Andre “Just look tough” Iguodala

(Troy Babbit/US PRESSWIRE)

26. JaVale “I’m gonna dunk them pickaxes” McGee

(Troy Babbitt/US PRESSWIRE)