Upon the news of Jason Collins coming out and receiving such a warm reaction from his peers, Jon Stewart took to his show to point out the types of people who were accepted by the sports world BEFORE gay people:
1.Adulterers
2.Wife Swappers
3.Gamblers
4.Cheaters
5.Rapists
6.Racists
7.Slaughterers Of Man
8.Spouse Abusers
9.Drug Abusers
10.Alcoholics
11.People Who Abuse Family Members
12.Animal Abusers
13.Boss Chokers
14.People Who Text Their Dick To Co-Workers
And finally...
15.A Guy Who Threw Lit Firecrackers Into A Crowd Of Children