The 15 Most Important Questions About LeBron James Asked On Yahoo Answers

Because the world needs to know!

These are all actual questions about LeBron James on Yahoo Answers. I felt they deserved to be answered.

1.

LeBron James is an actor who was very funny in a number of commercials where he played multiple roles. In his spare time he plays basketball and travels around the world like Indiana Jones looking for a thicker headband.

2.

Yes. Provided that song is Bryan Adams' "Lonely Nights."

3.

A freemason is exactly what it sounds like. It's a liberated craftsman. And LeBron and Jay-Z are not craftsmen. They're a basketball player and a rapper respectively. It's neither good nor bad.

4.

LeBron James has the bigger ego, because wrestlers don't exist. Everyone knows that.

5.

Yes he is. LeBron was an early proponent of the Euro, but that was mostly because he was trying to pretend that he knew more about soccer than he did, and got confused about what was being discussed.

6.

Great question. No. LeBron James is the Bob Dole of the NBA. That guy loves Viagra.

7.

I've never heard of Floyd Mayweather of LeBron James. Does Floyd Mayweather hail from some fantasy kingdom that was named after LeBron James? If so, I highly doubt that they have the Navy Seals their. Unless that means a Navy of literal seals. In which case, no he would not pass, because he is a human man.

8.

This is ridiculous to even ask... They play different positions.

9.

Eduardo Najera told them that LeBron bought Rosetta Stons Spanish four years ago and still hasn't taken the time to get through a single lesson. Jerk.

10.

Yes. That child would be physically gifted anything it could ever want. Those two are rich. I'm not sure why you brought up their heights and weights though.

11.

Definitely. The Knicks would never have given a six-year contract for $100 million to someone whose skills would deteriorate with age and injury, would they?

12.

I honestly don't know. This one confounded scientists so much that they decided to research it at CERN. They accidentally found the God Particle, but still no luck here. Sorry, bro.

13.

He was the inspiration for the reality show, So You Think You Can Dance. He did think that, and Cat Deeley was like, "Yo dude, whatever. Prove it." And then he did, and she was like, "Cool." And then she realized that should be a TV show. People love that TV show.

14.

Whoa, man. No need to get so confrontational. I have done a lot with my life. For instance, I once saw Matthew Broderick in an elevator and told him that I loved him St. Elmo's Fire. Has LeBron ever done that?

15.

I'd gay marry him in Arkansas or some other state where that would really annoy people.