The 15 Disgusting Faces Of The Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest

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1. The “But why is the camera there?” Face

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2. The “At least I’m kind of famous,” Face

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3. The “I’m not even famous, so I have to paing my face,” Face

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4. The “My parents were right. I should have been a CPA,” Face

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5. The “Shit-eating grin. Well maybe not shit, but close enough,” Face

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6. The “I hope this is as sexual as these photos get,” Face

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7. The “DAMMIT. I guess not,” Face

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8. The “I told Debbie Jenkins from Mrs. Williams’ 10th grade Biology class that not going out with me was the biggest mistake she’d ever make. I’m sure she sees that now,” Face

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9. The “Please don’t have a heart attack. Please don’t have a heart attack,” Face

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10. The “Okay, I eat to fill a Debbie Jenkins shaped hole in my heart. You caught me,” Face

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11. The “This contest taking place on the 4th of July makes an interesting point about American gluttony and consumption,” Face

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12. The “I can’t believe they’re making me do this photo op after planning to ban large soda. What’s worse a soda or 68 hot dogs forced down your gullet? Whatever, I’m Mike Fucking Bloomberg, I do what I want,” Face

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13. The “I can’t believe toasting with hot dogs hasn’t caught on yet,” Face

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14. The “I have to work on my badass celebration face,” Face

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15. The “Holy shit, did I really put all of that in my stomach? I don’t think I can show my face,” Face

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