You know that feeling of righteous fury you get when you read something mind-bogglingly moronic on the internet, compelling you to counter its horrendous idiocy with a passionate, rock-solid rebuttal - until suddenly you realize that whoever wrote it is just a stupid troll whom no one is taking seriously at all, and you can just laugh at him and not be outraged?  Yep. That.

If this guy threw in any more $5 words, he'd be a damn dictionary! Way to try and make your shoddy reviews sound articulate, troll boy.

He is right in one respect; Coraline was a great movie, randomly added character notwithstanding.

“Hey, Armond White, where were you when I needed you?” - BUCKY LARSON

rage mode activated: successful troll is successful

#7 goes against his own ethos though, no?

He's correct about Bridesmaids. Terrible movie.

I thought we all moved on from Armond White?

GI Joe was horrid and I loved every minute of it.

What is with Buzzfeeders posting horrible text over photos? Why is it so difficult to just post the text below?

Really— who pays attention to film critics anyway?

His reviews sounds like he has dart board filled with big words and just throws a dart at it, at random times and than puts that word in.

White's obviously an extremely intelligent guy. He definitely knows that he's a troll. What a shithead. Although, c'mon guys, Fast Five was excellent.

This guy ALWAYS fucks up the Rotten Tomatoes scores.

ultimate successful troll

Dark Knight was co-written by Dick Cheney.

This is genius. I hope people continue to believe this man hates all quality film and loves all dredges. Clearly by his writing style and credentials he is a man for whom GI Joe was catered. This fellow is akin to Stephen Colbert…if Colbert had gone a several levels deeper, started a Fox News, and every pseudo intellectual liberal actually thought he was a true bleeding heart Republican. tl:dr professional troll is professional.

They see me trollin'…

Somebody's been reading their dictionary!!

Troll on, you crazy diamond.