The 14 Worst Movie Reviews From America’s Jerk Film Critic
Armond White is a professional troll. White writes for the New York Press where he hates great films and loves bad ones. Here are the 14 most egregious, hateable examples from the last few years.
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ianc18 11 months agoI mean, 8 out of 14 of these are spot on. You don’t necessarily have to agree on the quality of a movie for a dissenting opinion to be right. Reading somebody actually come out and write that Pixar’s movies have a consumerist impulse that people shouldn’t blindly endorse or that the “Harry Potter” movies have been mundane and boring doesn’t make me angry, it’s refreshing, honest dissent.
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Benjamin Sapiens a year agoYou know that feeling of righteous fury you get when you read something mind-bogglingly moronic on the internet, compelling you to counter its horrendous idiocy with a passionate, rock-solid rebuttal - until suddenly you realize that whoever wrote it is just a stupid troll whom no one is taking seriously at all, and you can just laugh at him and not be outraged? Yep. That.
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TroutMaskReplicant a year agoWhite’s obviously an extremely intelligent guy. He definitely knows that he’s a troll. What a shithead. Although, c’mon guys, Fast Five was excellent.
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jamier2 a year agoThis is genius. I hope people continue to believe this man hates all quality film and loves all dredges. Clearly by his writing style and credentials he is a man for whom GI Joe was catered. This fellow is akin to Stephen Colbert…if Colbert had gone a several levels deeper, started a Fox News, and every pseudo intellectual liberal actually thought he was a true bleeding heart Republican. tl:dr professional troll is professional.
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