The 12 Most Ridiculous Things Sold On Barack Obama’s Store

If you can imagine it, you can probably buy it with Barack Obama’s logo on it.

1. The Silver First Lady Pin

“Commemorative Michelle Obama 2012 Brooch crafted out of silver tone alloy metal, with a shiny polished real Silver finish. Over 230 genuine Czech Crystal Rhinestones are hand set for a sparkling finish. The back of the piece has a durable bar pin closure that also has a polished Silver finish.”

$35

2. Rhodium Ball Ornament

“Our metal ornaments are back in stock for a limited time only. ”

$40

3. Bo Car Magnet

“Let everyone know who barks for Barack! Our Bo magnets will look terrific on your car or refrigerator.”

$10

4. Spatula

“If you’re fired up and ready to grill, pick up one of our new grill spatulas. They’ve got sturdy wooden handles and an Obama 2012 logo etched into the metal.”

$40

5. Dog Bowl

“Quench your dog’s thirst for water (and for victory in 2012!) with this dog bowl.”

$10

6. Soy Candle

“Light up this holiday season with a 2012 scented soy candle (11oz). ”

$20

7. Basketball Jersey

“Hit the courts while supporting our 44th president with this limited-edition athletic jersey. Made of 2-Ply tricot mesh with sewn-on appliques.”

$95

8. Joe Biden Can Holder

“Need to keep your soda cold? The Vice President’s got you covered. Literally.”

$10

9. Dog Bandana

“Our new dog bandana features our 2012 logo.”

$12

10. Beverage Tote

“Use our 2012 beverage tote the next time you bring a bottle over for a house party or dinner with friends.”

$20

11. Cutting Board

“Slice, dice, and mince your favorite fruits and veggies with our new cutting boards. They make great gifts!”

$20

12. T-Shirt Designed By Beyoncé And Tina Knowles

$45