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Texts From Bennett

Bennett is a seventeen-year-old white kid who thinks he’s a gang member. These are the texts he exchanges with his thirty-year-old cousin.

For reference, this is a photo of Bennett.

3. Bennett On Lasagna, Part One

4. Bennett On Lasagna, Part Two

6. Bennett On Thanksgiving, Part One

7. Bennett On Thanksgiving, Part Two

8. Bennett On Stuffed Animals

9. Bennett On Dogs

Now, I don’t know if this is true or not. But even if it’s not. Even if this is just one guy writing these to himself with a Google Voice number, it’s still pretty brilliant.

Via textsfrombennett.tumblr.com

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