Texts From Bennett
Bennett is a seventeen-year-old white kid who thinks he’s a gang member. These are the texts he exchanges with his thirty-year-old cousin.
For reference, this is a photo of Bennett.
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Now, I don’t know if this is true or not. But even if it’s not. Even if this is just one guy writing these to himself with a Google Voice number, it’s still pretty brilliant.
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jls a year agoTo everyone that assumes this is real because some people actually text like Bennett, that is the worst argument ever. That is akin to saying that since people really text language X that all texts involving language X are real. Learn to think. Somebody could have just written this and used “street language.”
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sdice a year agoAnyone who said this isn’t funny is stupid, I laughed my ass off. And yes this could be real - my buddy from high school talks just like this, and I’m 32 so that should scare the hell out of a lot of people. If it’s fake it’s because JPMoore is comedic genius end of story. Check out all his posts, dude doesn’t need buzz just does it because he’s talented enough to entertain. Keep it coming, and for the rest of you shut up.
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Davine S. a year agoActually, it’s “lasagne”, meaning “layers”. When people write “lasagna”, they’re saying “layer”, singular. It drives Italians nuts almost as much as people pluralising “panini” (which is already plural).
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Aaron C. a year agoI’m saying it’s fake, but not for the reason that it’s over the top. There are certainly people out there who text like that. It’s just most of these the “Knock Knock”, “Who’s there” and the “Punchline” are framed so perfectly to fit on one iPhone page(even the two part ones). Normal convos are never this perfect every time.
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