1. At a game this weekend in Switzerland, a marten invaded the field. Thankfully Zurich soccer player Loris Benito was there to stand up to the death weasel.
2. Look at him sacrificing his body for the cause.
3. The little guy BIT HIM. GET OUT OF HERE DEATH WEASEL.
4. Watch a video of the marten’s big moment.
H/T NBC News Photo Blog.