The mistake has since been corrected on the school’s website. It’s not yet clear whether President Saunders will apologize for her blown apology, but the part of me that wants all of life to turn into a series of Abbott and Costello routines is certainly hopeful.
- A judge set a $1 million bond for Ray Tensing, who was charged with murder for fatally shooting Samuel Dubose.
- The Taliban has appointed Mullah Akhtar Mansour as its new Afghan leader.
- Airplane debris discovered Wednesday "very likely" belongs to the same type of aircraft as missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.