1. The “1950s Dad And/Or Nerd” Shirt
2. The “Weird Spikey Stripes On Pink” Shirt
3. The “Oh Shit, Did You Get Paint On Me?” Shirt
4. The “Let’s Tear The Pages Out Of This Manual And Turn Them Into A Shirt” Shirt
5. The “Teddy Bears Have Swag Too” Shirt
This is a Ralph Lauren shirt, but I can’t find it anywhere online. It’s possible that Russ had them all destroyed so he could be the only one to look this awesome. Sorry.