are your arms broken? No, then open the door yourself! Also, if you yell at me again like again i'll break em. (i kid, i kid.) ;)

She forgot to add: then then give him a cookie and say “good boy.”

Coincidentally, most women seem to be put off when you hold the door for them. Doesn't matter, still check out the booty anyway. That should be incentive enough!

Her face matches her advice.

You will treat me as your unequal, god dammit!