Phil Jackson Joins Twitter, Writes Gibberish First Tweet

Phil is the Zen Master. He is not the English master.

Earlier today, Lakers Executive Vice President Jeanie Buss tweeted that her fiancé and legendary head coach Phil Jackson had joined Twitter.

All day, people waited for Jackson's first tweet. He had amassed over 30,000 followers before ever actually saying anything on the social network. Then... BOOM.

Phil. You. Are. The. Greatest.