NFL Player Has The World’s Greatest Mugshot

Oakland’s Desmond Bryant is a hero.

Oakland Raider Desmond Bryant was arrested on Sunday in Miami for “causing a commotion,” which sounds like a crime that only exists in the town from Footloose. But apparently it’s a real thing and Bryant was taken downtown and booked for it. And in the process he gave us the world’s greatest mugshot.

2. From the side, it doesn’t look too bad. Just strange. Why is he leaning? Where is his shirt? Is he about to fall over?

But then he turns, and…

Thank you, Desmond Bryant. Thank you.