First he gets prepped. What’s he going to do? I don’t know what to expect from this set-up. Is he about to crush the bench he’s sitting on? I don’t know.
This is a 65 inch box jump. 65 inches. This is crazy. This is as if Sullivan jumped onto Muggsy Bogues’s head, which doesn’t sound that impressive — jumping over someone has become a dunk-contest staple — until you think about the fact that when basketball players jump over each other they only need to get their crotches above someone’s head. Sullivan would have gotten his feet over Muggsy Bogues. Like he was Mario and Muggsy was a Koopa Troopa in the world’s weirdest version of Super Mario Bros..
That sound you hear is CrossFitters all over the world getting so excited that they have spontaneously begun doing pull-ups. Good luck stopping them.
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