Now that Michael Phelps has a porn stache, it's time to meet some of the variations of his new face.
The "Cool guys wear backwards hats" Stache Face
The "Poppin' bottles" Stache Face
The "Having freakishly long arms helps me scratch my back easier" Stache Face
The "How big was it?" Stache Face
The "I'm a thoughtful dude" Stache Face
We miss you, normal-faced Phelps!
