1. So Kate Upton is not a fan of ball hair.
2. How did her boyfriend, pitcher Justin Verlander feel about this news?
Not super happy.
3. But then Kate laughed…
4. And Justin felt like this, because thats a weird way to laugh. Laughing to create maximum boob jiggle is bizarre.
5. But then Kate did this…
6. And Justin was finally happy.
He might also have been happy that he was the greatest pitcher on the face of the Earth. Maybe.
- Mullah Omar — leader of the Taliban — has died, according to multiple reports. The Taliban has not responded to the reports.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- Michel Platini, the current UEFA president, will be a candidate in the 2016 FIFA election to replace Sepp Blatter ⚽️