1. First, like all great thinkers, Jose did some research before forming his opinion.
2. And then Jose thought about it…
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3. Everywhere he went. He thought about it…
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4. And then he got beaten up by a little Asian guy.
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5. And then he thought about it some more.
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6. And then he returned with some theories.
9. Jose Canseco: baseball player, glasses trendsetter, papal reformer.
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