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Jason Kidd’s DWI Can Only Be Summed Up In One Terrible, Punny Headline

The Knicks’ new point guard inspired a rare Daily News/New York Post double pun.

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Jason Kidd's DWI Can Only Be Summed Up...
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Possible Alternative Headlines
• Puke And Roll
• Full Court Pissed
• Slammed Home
• Alley ‘Oops’
• Slammed Drunk
• Jeremy Lin Would Never Do This

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    • thechive.com readers just made Jason Kidd's DWI Can Only Be Summ... hotter  about 10 months ago
    • evilito 10 months ago

      If I was running the Post or the Daily News, I’d fire the headline writer. If the competing paper has the exact same headline as you, it means your lazy ass didn’t put much effort into your work.

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