How To Piss Off Most Of New York In Three Easy Steps

A guide by Kevin Youkilis.

1. Step One: Spend most of your career as a beloved and dominant member of the Boston Red Sox.

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Like say Kevin Youkilis.

2. Step Two: Sign a deal to play with the New York Yankees.

Like Kevin Youkilis did.

3. Step Three: Show up to spring training and on the first day, say this:

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Like Kevin Youkilis did.

4. Because most New Yorkers will hear this:

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