Let’s break down this epic Craigslist Super Bowl ad.
Wow. A free Super Bowl ticket for a hot girl. That seems like a good deal.
I’ll say. That’s a great deal.
WHA?! But that’s one more than you need!
Oh… Well… I guess that’s… This seems like a weird response to a break up, but okay.
Okay, back on board. That’s a good deal.
The hot part isn’t surprising, it is in the headline. But I have to say, I’m impressed about his insistence that she has to be a Ravens fan. He doesn’t want just some hot girl who doesn’t care. He doesn’t want a football agnostic. He wants a hot girl who will dance along with Ray Lewis.
Okay. I don’t know what he means by “at least”. How can you be expected to put out “at least a HJ/BJ/etc.”? Doesn’t that “etc.” cover all possible sex acts. Meaning that you’ll be expected to do “at least” everything?
AMAZING. He’s just being real. If you want this ticket, kicking it with his extended family is a must.
I’m sure his inbox is full.
I’m pretty sure it is.
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