How To Be A Crappy Boyfriend

What not to do.

1. Step One: Take your girlfriend to a baseball game.

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2. Step Two: Wait for a major leaguer (Pete Kozma for instance) to hit a home run right at you.

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3. Step Three: When the ball is flying directly at your girlfriend, run away.

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4. Like, just back away from her. Don’t even try to protect her at all, and let it hit her right in the face.

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5. Step Four: When the stadium staff comes to check on her, just pat her on the head.

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As one of the announcers said sarcastically, “Nice going, boyfriend.”

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7. Watch the video here:

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H/T Tim Burke at Deadspin.

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