Having Sex With Animals Can Cause Penis Cancer

It can also cause a lack of friends, and an inability to be accepted by society. But if that’s not enough to give you pause, may I again remind you, penis cancer.

According to a new study in The Journal Of Sexual Medicine, men who have sex with animals are twice as likely to develop penile cancer as those who don’t. How, you ask? Can your penis develop cancer from shame? No. It turns out that “the intense and long-term SWA [sex with animals] practice could produce micro-traumas in the human penile tissue,” said Dr. Stenio de Cassio Zequi, a urologist and the lead author of the study. “The genital mucus membranes of animals could have different characteristics from human genitalia, and the animals’ secretions are probably different from human fluids. Perhaps animal tissues are less soft than ours, and non-human secretions would be toxic for us.”

Now for those of you who would argue that Dr. Zequi says “probably different” and “perhaps less soft than ours,” and would look to question his authority on the subject based on these non-exact phrasings, let me say this. Don’t. Don’t question this man. He’s telling you that having sex with animals is bad for you. It is. Why? Because it’s having sex with animals. Do you really need a doctor to tell you that’s a bad idea?

Well The Huffington Post reached out to a pro-zoophilia group whose response was that they would take precautions, like using condoms to try to mitigate the risk, but “they wouldn’t change their nature.” So if you’re looking for a bright side to any of this, the number of dogs with HPV will probably drop.

Via huffingtonpost.com

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