that cyborg's a real whore

“I buy that for a dollar!”

Really? Who the fuck would want to have sex with a zombie? They do understand that makes them necrophiliacs, yes? Next up in the line of Fleshlights: Preteen fleshlight! For all you internet-goers!

Guys are allowed to have sex toys if they want, I don't think it's gross because that would be hypocritical. I just don't understand the novelty monster and animal sex toys for both sexes. Plus (for men or women) I can think of something more realistic you can fuck if you want to pretend you're fucking a zombie. It involves rotten flesh.  But…if people want to pretend to have sex with things like zombies and vampires…that's their own deal. They're not bothering me.

flashlight filled with jello

You can buy a dildo in the anatomically correct shape of a dolphin's penis when its not Halloween! jusayin

I heard that clean-up for those things is terrible.

I cant believe I actually read the reviews.

Frankenpussy!!!

I was wondering: how popular are fleshlights? And if they are better than going the old fashioned route.

No more “ew” than the vibrators you ladies put in your hoo-ha's.