Pathetic Dolphins Fans Are Pathetic

Guys, you’re trying too hard. You live in Miami. It’s beautiful and there’s no income tax. If that doesn’t convince Peyton Manning to come there, your rewritten version of the Titanic song sure as hell won’t.

 
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