Chad Ochocinco Is Negotiating With Pornhub About Changing His Name

Please let this continue.

Yesterday, we brought you news that a porn site called Pornhub (that I have most certainly never heard of) had sent Chad Ochocinco a letter offering to pay him $69,000 to legally change his name to Chad Seisnueve for one day. Well today, Chad responded.

Will Pornhub be willing to go that high? Is this the beginning of a very public negotiation? Why didn’t Chad just tell them to add a zero at the end? The answers are obvious. (I doubt it. I wish. Because he’s kind of an idiot.)

Pornhub has said, “Negotiations are ongoing between the company and the future Mr. Seisnueve.”

I can’t wait to see how this totally serious thing that will most certainly help Ochocinco get another job in the NFL plays out.

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Previously…

June 6, 2012

Dear Mr. Ochocinco,

I hope this letter finds you well. Our company, Pornhub.com, (the premier destination for online adult entertainment) would like to offer you an opportunity to solidify your support for the work we do here. Given your continued endorsement of our brand on your widely followed Twitter account, we feel it would only be appropriate to ask you, in the spirit of fun, to take your fandom for us to the next level.

In short, we would like to extend a proposal for you to legally change your name to Chad Seisnueve on the day of June 9, 2012 for the subsequent 24 hours. As proof, all we require from you is a twitpic of the approved name change registration form accompanied by a @Pornhub hashtag mention. We believe that this partnership can be beneficial to both parties.

In return for your cooperation and willingness, we will compensate you $69,000.
We truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon. Meanwhile, please feel free to continue enjoying the fruits of our labor at Pornhub.com.

All the best,
Corey Price