Scratch what i said below. It does look like painted hair…over new plugs.

If this really is from a video game, video games have come a long ass way from NBA Jam. Looks real as hell!

Who let him get into the shoe polish?

Someone in the facebook comments pointed out that this is a still from a video game, he didn't really wear something like that.

Spock.

You are all making a terrible mistake! This isn't hair, although it may seem like it. In fact, Carlos Boozer is just field-testing a new kind of ultra-low-profile plastic helmet for the NBA. It's a hard shell designed to resist light impacts and reduce air resistance.

That's just unfortunate. I'd feel bad for the guy if I didn't know that he was rich and getting all the hot, hot action he could ever want.

Seriously though, what the hell is that?

For christ's sake, is it made of WOOD?

I…just…WTF?!

Millions of people are watching you nightly. Go bald with grace. You look absolutely ridiculous.

Why didn't he just get it tattooed on?

When I frist saw that I thought he just grew his hair out and slicked it down. But after a second look, he clearly just spread some tar on there.

awww poor guy :(

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It does look painted on…he looks like one of the dudes from Kraftwerk, for God's sake. “We are the robots….”