Like most people in the world, I’ve been watching the Oscar Pistorius case with a mix of horror and fascination. But throughout the whole ordeal there’s been one person I’ve been waiting to hear from. I’m sure you have too. So without further ado, Bette Midler, everybody!
4. BECAUSE HE DOESN’T HAVE LEGS!
5. SO… SO… HAHAHAHA… SO HE LITERALLY DOESN’T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON!
6. PLUS HIS CASE IS WEAK SO… HAHA…
7. SO IT WORKS ON BOTH LEVELS!!!
8. NO LEG TO STAND ON!!!
9. Because he probably did brutally shoot and kill his girlfriend.
Good one, Bette Midler.
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