According to a new book, by Washington Post reporter Eli Saslow, Barack Obama has on multiple occasions written personal checks to Americans who have written to the White House with tales of their financial struggles. What a socialist! Redistributing wealth in such a condescending way. I’m sure this nation would be outrag—- Oh wait… That’s an awesome thing to do. Sorry I had my keyboard set to Fox News for a while.
- Dozens of people have died after two passenger trains derailed within minutes of each other on a flooded bridge in central India.
- Fox News has announced the 10 Republican candidates who will participate in the first debate of the 2016 U.S. presidential race on Thursday.
- Record-breaking freediver, Natalia Molchanova, is feared dead. She disappeared while diving off the coast of Spain on Sunday.