According to a new book, by Washington Post reporter Eli Saslow, Barack Obama has on multiple occasions written personal checks to Americans who have written to the White House with tales of their financial struggles. What a socialist! Redistributing wealth in such a condescending way. I’m sure this nation would be outrag—- Oh wait… That’s an awesome thing to do. Sorry I had my keyboard set to Fox News for a while.
- Uber has suspended its low-cost UberPOP service in France following protests last week.