I can’t believe Jimmy the Turkey likes Detroit over Houston. It’s almost like he’s a turkey who has never watched football or something. Dallas over Washington seems like it might be a bit of a stretch the way those two teams are playing now too, but when it comes to the Jets, even a wild animal without the ability to reason knows to bet against Mark Sanchez.
- Doctors Without Borders is demanding an independent fact-finding mission into the deadly U.S. bombing on its Afghan hospital. ›
- The European Union is now using naval vessels in the Mediterranean to intercept boats that are smuggling refugees and migrants to Europe. ›
- Tomas Lindahl, Paul Modrich, and Aziz Sancar have won the Nobel Prize in chemistry for figuring out how cells repair DNA. ›