I'll be watching you, sting…..I think that's what its called. Our that song by clay aikman it whatever his name was from American idol. Creepy

Personally, I think this article says more about its author than it does about any of the songs listed, but I'll play along. Offended by “Brown Sugar”? Here's a more acceptable rewrite: Braunschweiger!
How come you taste so good?
Braunschweiger!
Just like a sausage should! NOTE: Rest assured that this song is about soy-based, vegan braunschweiger.

Let's not forget that little ditty “It's So Easy” by Guns N Roses!” Or are we not doing the obvious ones?

That line, “Say, what's in this drink?” catches our attention every time we hear “Baby, It's Cold Outside.” Funny how the advent of roofies can really change the meaning of a song.

Anti-Inspector Spacetime was kinda rapey, and had a funny moustache.

Wow, that Jamie Foxx video….um Ron Howard? Jake Gylenhall? What are all those people doing in that shitty video? Hollywood is One Big Douche.

So funny and perverted at the same time

I liked this list better when it was on Cracked a couple years ago

Steal? You know, there is room on the internet for more than one list/expose of songs. Really, there is. It's okay!  About Summer Lovin' - Although I agree that a more benign interpretation fits with the movie better, the lyric could have been….far less creepy. I have to agree that that single line always ruined that song for me, too.  And Little Girls? Gotta say, LOVE that song. It's supposed to be creepy - much like Lolita, or any work of fiction with a fucked-up narrator. I find it far, far less offensive than rapey songs that try to be 'romantic'.

90% of decemberists songs.

Run For Your Life by The Beatles should definitely be added to this list.
Lyrics:
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl Well I know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

Oingo Boingo is the most underrated rock band of all time. And Danny Elfman was HOT.

I see someone already said “Possum Kingdom” by the Toadies, but “Tyler” is waaaayyyy rapier, especially since it's a first person description of stalking/rape.

Not too sure about summer lovin. I suppose that interpretation isn't impossible, but I just assumed it meant she was resistant to his flirting, in a hard to get sort of way. My interpretation is definitely more consistent with the movie.

Stealing kisses is an idiom…therefore not literal…therefore not rapey