The many insane faces of the Polar Bear Plunge:
1.
The "Yeah I'm a goat boxer. Deal with it." Face
2.
The "I'm the real most interesting man in the world." Face
3.
The "This is the worst wedding ever." Face
4.
The "I regret this Speedo." Face
5.
The "Penguins are so great that I forget that I'm cold!" Face
6.
The "Devil isn't in the details, he's in these shorts." Face
7.
The "Why did I let my friend convince me to do this?" Face
8.
The "Yes, this is a suit made from Metrocards. It's cost-efficient." Face
9.
The "My brain is so cold that has tricked me into thinking this doesn't hurt. Woo!" Face
10.
The "Father-son hypothermia combo." Face
11.
The "This bikini was a mistake." Face
12.
The "I'm a lovely lady." Face
13.
The "I am the conqueror of the wOHMYGODI'MFREEZING." Face
14.
The "This isn't nearly as bad as that time I woke up with penises drawn on my face!" Face
16.
The "I sold my Redskins tickets to be here." Face
17.
The "Yep, I'm dressed as Godzilla." Face
The "These gloves are not as helpful as I imagined they'd be." Face
18.
The "Run! Run to your dooms!" Face
19.
The "Okay guys, this is actually not a functioning wet suit." Face
20.
The "Not only is it cold, but it's probably too shallow to dive, but I don't care about that either." Face
21.
The "My flip's better." Face
22.
The "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SCHNIKES!" Face
23.
The "Why are all these people here for my pre-Packers game ritual?" Face
24.
The "No seriously, I just came here to tell you guys to call me 'Captain'" Face
25.
The "Is it too late to go back?" Face
26.
The "Wasn't this supposed to be fun?" Face
