Why do I love Nyjer Morgan? Let me count the ways.
1. He Has An Alter-Ego Named Tony Plush Who Has Great Words Of Wisdom
6. He Has Brought Out Other Alter-Egos Only To Have Tony Plush Defeat Them
Note: All of his alter-egos have been named “Tony something.” It’s unclear why, as no varriation of Tony or Anthony is in his actual name.
11. He Appreciates The “Second” Most Interesting Man In The World
12. He Gets Really Excited About Tourist-y Things Wherever He Goes
13. He Knows His Plushdamentals
18. Sometimes He Doesn’t Even Know What The Score Is
- Police in Athens used pepper spray on protesters two days ahead of Greece's major bailout vote.
- A medical helicopter crashed in Colorado. The crash killed the pilot and injured two crew members.
- Serena Williams survived an upset at Wimbledon and defeated current Britain's Heather Watson. She'll play her older sister Venus in the next round of the tournament ?