18 Reasons You Should Be Following Baseball’s Weirdest Player On Twitter

On the field, Nyjer Morgan is equal parts fun to watch and frustrating.

Why do I love Nyjer Morgan? Let me count the ways.

1. He Has An Alter-Ego Named Tony Plush Who Has Great Words Of Wisdom

Source: @TheRealTPlush

2. He Wears Protective Headgear Whenever Necessary

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3. He Considers Ochocinco His Mentor

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4. He Loves Twilight

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5. He Has Great Fitness Tips

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6. He Has Brought Out Other Alter-Egos Only To Have Tony Plush Defeat Them

Note: All of his alter-egos have been named “Tony something.” It’s unclear why, as no varriation of Tony or Anthony is in his actual name.

Source: @TheRealTPlush

7. He Loves His Jewish Brothers And Sisters

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8. He Is Very Specific About Where Enemies Should Be Kept

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9. He’s Great At Photoshop

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10. No Seriously, He LOVES Twilight

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11. He Appreciates The “Second” Most Interesting Man In The World

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12. He Gets Really Excited About Tourist-y Things Wherever He Goes

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13. He Knows His Plushdamentals

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=MbBqmTHQKWI.

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14. He Has A Zen-Like Take On The Passage Of Time

Source: @TheRealTPlush

15. He’s A Real Life Where’s Waldo

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16. He Has Great Taste In Clothes

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17. He Doesn’t Believe It’s Possible To Be On Time

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18. Sometimes He Doesn’t Even Know What The Score Is

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=1VZR8-w6tMU.

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