18 Reasons You Should Be Following Baseball’s Weirdest Player On Twitter

On the field, Nyjer Morgan is equal parts fun to watch and frustrating. Off the field, he’s just fun. On Twitter, he’s a genius. Here’s why.

Why do I love Nyjer Morgan? Let me count the ways.

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1. He Has An Alter-Ego Named Tony Plush Who Has Great Words Of Wisdom

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2. He Wears Protective Headgear Whenever Necessary

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3. He Considers Ochocinco His Mentor

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4. He Loves Twilight

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5. He Has Great Fitness Tips

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6. He Has Brought Out Other Alter-Egos Only To Have Tony Plush Defeat Them

Note: All of his alter-egos have been named “Tony something.” It’s unclear why, as no varriation of Tony or Anthony is in his actual name.

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7. He Loves His Jewish Brothers And Sisters

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8. He Is Very Specific About Where Enemies Should Be Kept

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9. He’s Great At Photoshop

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10. No Seriously, He LOVES Twilight

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11. He Appreciates The “Second” Most Interesting Man In The World

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12. He Gets Really Excited About Tourist-y Things Wherever He Goes

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13. He Knows His Plushdamentals

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14. He Has A Zen-Like Take On The Passage Of Time

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15. He’s A Real Life Where’s Waldo

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16. He Has Great Taste In Clothes

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17. He Doesn’t Believe It’s Possible To Be On Time

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18. Sometimes He Doesn’t Even Know What The Score Is

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