Why do I love Nyjer Morgan? Let me count the ways.
1. He Has An Alter-Ego Named Tony Plush Who Has Great Words Of Wisdom
6. He Has Brought Out Other Alter-Egos Only To Have Tony Plush Defeat Them
Note: All of his alter-egos have been named “Tony something.” It’s unclear why, as no varriation of Tony or Anthony is in his actual name.