Sammy Sosa's Pinterest is perfect. But it's also educational. For instance it teaches us things like:
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Yes, the real Sammy Sosa.
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This is his Pinterest page.
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He enjoys things like mustard-colored sweaters.
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No seriously, he loves pointing.
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He also enjoys leaning casually on things...
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Weird art of himself...
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Sammy has the scary ability to look into your soul.
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I mean, directly into your soul.
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Making you uncomfortable makes Sammy laugh.
Sammy Sosa: Terrifying. Amusing. Pinterest.