11 Best Fantasy Football Team Names

83% of all fantasy football drafts will occur this weekend (not an actual statistic). We here at BuzzFeed want to make sure you are prepared to dominate your league. That’s why we’ve put together our 11 favorite Fantasy Football Team Names. posted on September 2, 2011 at 3:44pm EDT

Jack Moore BuzzFeed Staff posted about a year ago

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11 Best Fantasy Football Team Names

Jack Moore

1. Back That Asomugha Up

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2. Matty Ice And Easy

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3. McCluster Fuck

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4. Terrelle’s Priors

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5. The Hillis Are Alive With Music

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6. Breaston Plants

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7. Roddy Whitey Piper

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8. Taste The Dwayne Bowe

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9. To Live And Addai Indianapolis

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10. Flacco Seagulls

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11. The White Mike Vicks

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the JonBenet Rams.
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I got you all beat…all, but 1 of my 4 teams is named “Lockout w/ your Cockout”…the other, “Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe”
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Mine’s Poughkeepsie Hot Sausage. I honestly have no idea why I picked that.
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1. Back That Asomugha Up

2. Matty Ice And Easy

3. McCluster Fuck

4. Terrelle’s Priors

5. The Hillis Are Alive With Music

6. Breaston Plants

7. Roddy Whitey Piper

8. Taste The Dwayne Bowe

9. To Live And Addai Indianapolis

10. Flacco Seagulls

11. The White Mike Vicks

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